What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

How can one learn to talk frankly?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Where are the gay people in India?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Goldfinger